Have you ever noticed when someone wants you to do something they usually start with, Hey? Now when you read this you need to make "ey"go up.
I noticed this over the past couple of years. Many times when one of the guys at work need something accomplished, they usually start with "Hey?". It's pretty funny.
So I started to listen to myself...I DO THE SAME THING.
Think about it. Keep this in the back of your mind and see if i'm right. It's quite humorous.